Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark

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Nov 062012
 


ONE: Don’t miss the boat. 
TWO
: Remember that we are all in the same boat! 
THREE
: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark .. 
FOUR
: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 
FIVE
: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 
SIX:
 Build your future on high ground. 
SEVEN
: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs. 
EIGHT
: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 
NINE
: When you’re stressed, float awhile. 
TEN
: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 
ELEVEN
: No matter the storm, when you are with Peace and tranquility, there’s always a rainbow waiting.